aeschylus-stan-account:

omghotmemes:

The Council of Elder Tubbies

daily-shitpost-bakery:

accelerationist-king-piccolo:

Ecofascism and American Christianity have a lot in common.

smallmight:

kazuhiramlller:

winethatissour:

now theyre going to bed and my stomach is sick but she’s touching his chest now, he takes off her dress now, two trucks having

NOW

thebisexualbooknerd:

I’ve seen this a million times and every time I forget what’s coming

stuck-in-jelly:

“Why are you so obessed with found family?”

I watched this as a kid and internalized it for forever

hatingongodot:

sleeping w no pants on like “ooh i sure hope nobody grabs my INCREDIBLY JUICY ASS gosh i hope no one takes a handful of this PLUSH ASS OF MINE, omfg this is so embarrassing my THICK, SOFT ASS is just OUT, god lmfao i’m so clumsy with my HUGE, VOLUPTUOUS ASS,

dingdongyouarewrong:

dingdongyouarewrong:

dingdongyouarewrong:

wanna see a cursed relic from like 8 years ago that i found in my drawer?

lesbx:

rainydayscore:

lesbx:

lesbx:

i’m so used to how my cats behave that i forgot rudy doesn’t have low light vision like them, so i’ll come out of my room after dark and turn on my phones light and there will just be a pig in the middle of the room who, from his perspective, thinks i just fucking teleported in front of him and this happens and he’s always VERY startled

artist rendition of an event that happens nighty

you just have a pig in your house, vibing?

this person doesn’t even have a pig in their house